An expression advising someone to pick a grave plot. Usually used if someone is likely going to die.
Person 1: I think I’m good to drive home.
Person 2: Pick a plot before you do. You’re way too drunk to drive.
Person 2: Pick a plot before you do. You’re way too drunk to drive.
by The Hangman's Trick January 16, 2026
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