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When poking fun at someone for performing a hilarious act or after doing something stupid yourself.
That guy staggered in the bar, sat down at the bar stool and glared over as a big glob of drool ran from his lip to his shirt. PHURNT!

I stubbed my toe on the way in from the parking lot. PHURNT!
by Bradley Bennett February 06, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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