A name commonly used among ex-soviets yearning to go back to the Mother Land.

Phtholognyrrh - Take the phth from phthisic for the T, olo from colonel for the ur, the gn from gnat for the n, and yrrh from myrrh for the er. That's Turner.
*man wearing an ushanka walks by two *

"He is, like, SUCH a phtholognyrrh. It's like, not even funny!"

"Like, omigod! I was, like, just thinking the same, like, thing!"

"both Coooool..."
by Ghoti Phtholognyrrh December 4, 2003
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