Phony War

The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.

However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.

The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.

Germany - *Invades Poland*

WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS

Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."

6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS

Phony War by The Local Tax Agent September 10, 2024

war pony 

The uncommon name for a fire breathing unicorn. The war ponies were all native to Transylvania but then Travis's family slaughtered most of the breed. The few that were spared were dehorned and robbed of their fire breathing ability. Today they are known as the common horse.

Tim: I don't wanna sound like a queer or anything but unicorns kick ass.

Sally: Well you definately sound gay. If you would have said a War Pony kicks ass then I would have totally let you bone me.

war pony by Mrs. A January 15, 2009

war pony 

Usually an old and delapidated vehicle driven by drunk american indians.

Some paiute just crashed his War Pony into the reservation casino.

war pony by The Smegmanater May 8, 2012

Indian War Pony 

Sexy prank to pull while or just after anal sex in the doggy style position. A male partner, or female with a strap-on, after finishing or during a break, pulls out, wipes himself off with his hand(s) and then slaps the ass of the participant on all-fours, leaving "painted" hand-print(s).

Yelling "Geronimo!" is an option and is worth 5 bonus points.

In the heat of passion, Pamela asked Manny to spank her, so he decided to go all out, yell, "Geronimo!" and give her an Indian War Pony instead. He earned 105 points!

Indian War Pony by Mikenstein November 20, 2009

War Pony 

This is a term for an angry fire breathing pony with a large horn atop his head. They were used in battle in Transylvania long ago as not only trasportation but also impaling devices.

Vlad Dracula's army of men were seen riding into battle on their fire breathing War Ponies. By enlisting the War Pony the army became unstoppable.

War Pony by Candi Anderson January 9, 2009

Phone wars

A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.

It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.

People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.

Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.

Phone wars by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021

phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.

The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.

phone wars by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006