Philosophical Dick 

When you give dick so well or so bad that your partner contemplates the meaning of life, their place in the universe, and or what they did to deserve it.

His philosophical dick was so good all I could do was sit and contemplate the universe.

Philosophical Dick by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021

Philosophical Dick 

When the dick is so good or so bad, your partner can't help but mull over some of the philosophical questions of life.

Ex. What is the meaning of life? What did I do to deserve this? Can we ever know everything?

His philosophical dick was so good I had to question the universe

Philosophical Dick by Shenzibiothane111 November 5, 2021