philly sidecar

Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.

You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?

philly sidecar by uptodate April 30, 2008

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Philly sidecar

Removing a colostomy bag and using the hole in a sex act.

damn that girl was kinky, she want a philly sidecar

Philly sidecar by Steamer Cleveland November 8, 2019

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philly sidecar

the act of inserting your penis into someone's colostomy hole

I couldn't believe Dr Jones did a philly sidecar on that poor patient!!

philly sidecar by JBZ73 August 30, 2005

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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