Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

by March 14, 2021

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

phil mickelson

the best golfer in the world

Tiger Woods is not a phil mickelson

by J.F. May 20, 2004