Pharaoh’s Curse

Level five sex move: Requires written consent. The pharaoh’s curse consists of bringing a female to your place of dwelling, and before engaging in sexual intercourse pouring a bag of fine sand all over your partners body and genitalia. before continuing on to have intercourse

My girlfriend cheated on me and said she would make it up to me, so I gave her the pharaoh’s curse.

Pharaoh’s Curse by Sandman747 August 12, 2023

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Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

Pharaoh's Curse by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

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Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut

"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"

Pharaoh's Curse by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

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The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.

Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse by GhettoTraveler August 10, 2023

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The Pharaoh's Curse

what happens when you forget to return the slab

Bradley: Bro I think I got The Pharaoh's Curse, I'm spitting out sand!
Melissa: blud did NOT return the slab 😭

The Pharaoh's Curse by ALJ69 August 9, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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