Phantom Ball

a game played mostly in bars by male youths in which each player pulls it through the fly of his pants... jus the beans not the frank... The first player to be called out (busted) by a female in the bar has to pay for the next round.
NOTE: the female calling out/busting the player must out right vocally call it so as it is undisputed full recognition.

HER- "Excuse me, but your 'er hmm' are hanging out!"
Other Players- "Phantom Ball! ... your round man!"

Phantom Ball by ZAPPA FAN August 30, 2006

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

Phantom Ball Pain by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005

Phantom Ball Break

Sensation felt similar to a Ball Break, however there is no Ball Break available at this time. This sensation if felt due to the nerves that once were active in this area that no longer belongs due to previous Ball Breaks.

Boss:" Not only do you have to work extra this weekend but we're docking your pay" Employee :" Ouch, that hurt!" Boss :"Whats wrong?" Employee: "Oh, nevermind I forgot yesterday when you made me work over you broke my balls, just strange to be experiencing that Phantom Ball Break ."

Phantom Ball Break by Coltlinder45 July 22, 2010

phantom balls

When a person who does not have testicles observes a feeling of having balls. Often found in females who observe men receiving great pain in their nether region.

Kelly had phantom balls for a few seconds, after observing Tom receive a shovel to the nutsack.

phantom balls by tj9991 January 19, 2009

phantom blue balls 

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

phantom blue balls by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018