I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
by LongTallMatt December 06, 2011
The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
by Eiffel Tower 65 May 18, 2009
by duhnise5201 October 12, 2010
verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
by Bradtukh April 01, 2009
I was on the phone, I didn't see your pext until I got here.
I am sorry baby, I'm got it as a pext, I was in meetings all day.
I am sorry baby, I'm got it as a pext, I was in meetings all day.
by BethHagendorf.Com July 16, 2013
(v) The act of sending male genitalia to a female via texting.
(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
(n) A text including an image of a male's genetalia. It is usually an unsuccessful attempt to swoon the female into submission by men who don't realize that women find their genitalia completely unattractive.
1. Nate won't stop pexting me at 2am when he's drunk!
2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.
2. I've been getting a lot of unwanted pexts lately.
by Chicke December 13, 2013
by pennycan May 19, 2011