I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''