PESTRATION
Pronounced
Pest-ray-shun
verb :
when any female continues to:
interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.
* gaming hours:
Any and all times while an
electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the
uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld
electronic device, or Arcade equipment.
**Hours may and will vary:
These are to include the
scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.
