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Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC
I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
by MaxandGrinch March 26, 2011
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