We took our furchildren Fifi and Foofoo, to visit The Petagon so they could see this very hallowed of historic buildings and tell their puppies about it one day.

The Petagon by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2021

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Petalon • petaloso • petacona • Petaling • flower petaling • rose petaling • The Petagon • Pete Alonso

petaloso

stupidly pretentious, like a flower that is full of petals but hollow and empty inside

Your attempts to attract everyone's attention by banal remarks show how petaloso you are.

petaloso by Tyler Ed. August 29, 2016

rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat

Me and dog were rose petaling

rose petaling by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009

Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

Petaling by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

petacona

Petaca
feminine noun
1. cigarette case

2. hip flask

3. suitcase

Petaca pay-tah’-cah
noun
1. A trunk or chest covered with hides or leather; a covered hamper.

2. A case for keeping cigars or fine-cut tobacco (de cigarrillos).

3. Hump.

noun
4. Short squat person (rechoncho). (Ante Meridian & Latin American)

5. Lazy person (vago).

que mueva las petacas .. muy sensual las petacas
petacona

petacona by baybii3 December 29, 2010

Petaloso

Bello, carino, con molti petali, bene.

A: Come va? B: Eh, petaloso.

Petaloso by Peppino di Capri June 15, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026