Petalon

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by petalon April 4, 2023

The Petagon

The headquarters building of the United States Animal Companions Department of Defense, located alongside The Pentagon in Arlington County, Virginia.

We took our furchildren Fifi and Foofoo, to visit The Petagon so they could see this very hallowed of historic buildings and tell their puppies about it one day.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2021

petaloso

stupidly pretentious, like a flower that is full of petals but hollow and empty inside

Your attempts to attract everyone's attention by banal remarks show how petaloso you are.

by Tyler Ed. August 29, 2016

rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat

Me and dog were rose petaling

by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009

Petaling

A very useless word to describe the obscure process of adding layers of moleskin or makeshift materials to create an ad hoc bushing for the lower rim opening of one's medical penis enlargement vacuum pump in preparation for prolonged use, or as an emergency measure to, for example, abate painful penile shaft edemas or mitigate testicular torsion and seminal vesicle ruptures, commonplace among unfortunate individuals with a thumb dick, so that one may resume vigorous penile pumping, effectively turning the penis into a semi-resilient, flaccid superchubby resembling a miniature rancid eggplant, inevitably leading to DVT - Deep Vein Throboshits and perpetual impotence.

Intercom: "Dr. Wang, please report to the north wing nurses station immediately for adolescent penile pump evacuation and flaccid priapism drainage."
Nurse: "Orderly Johnson, please prepare and sterilize the bone saw and hydraulic urethra lancer."
Patient: "Nurse, please, the pain. I need some moleskin or at least help holding my pump upright."
Nurse: "I'm sorry, son, we do not permit petaling, perpetual masturbation or hand jobs in common areas of the pediatric ward."

by Dr. Octagynocologist December 12, 2013

petacona

Petaca
feminine noun
1. cigarette case

2. hip flask

3. suitcase

Petaca pay-tah’-cah
noun
1. A trunk or chest covered with hides or leather; a covered hamper.

2. A case for keeping cigars or fine-cut tobacco (de cigarrillos).

3. Hump.

noun
4. Short squat person (rechoncho). (Ante Meridian & Latin American)

5. Lazy person (vago).

que mueva las petacas .. muy sensual las petacas
petacona

by baybii3 December 29, 2010

Petaloso

Bello, carino, con molti petali, bene.

A: Come va? B: Eh, petaloso.

by Peppino di Capri June 15, 2018