pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

Pertain 

to be relevant or belong to something

"There were lots of questions referring to her talk"; "My remark pertained to your earlier comments"

Pertain by navi_slash April 14, 2010

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

pertinent 

Relevant or related to

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions

pertinent by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

pertineer

Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.

I live pertineer the river.

pertineer by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph 

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph by yupit'shim March 25, 2021

pertainess 

To pretend your being a ass but your really not!

pert - anus

Your friend calls you a fuckhead but dosn't really mean it!

He or she is pertainess

pertainess by Dj Dirty Dale September 19, 2008