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Person 69420
Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”
Person 69420 by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022
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your.local.person69
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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