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Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..
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Pershing Middle School

A school filled with kids and teachers.
Most of the kids that go to pershing goes to pershing because they didn't get accepted to Lanier, the arch rival of pershing and kids with supposely "unusually long fingers".

Perhsing is filled with kids who re so damn loud and annoying as hell. Only kids who act like them can take them. Perhsing is also filled with kids who are quiet and NOT annoying and is actually col to hang with.

Pershing is also ALSO filled with kids who live so close that they can arive any damn time they want to because they live so close. I'm one of them.

The most you can do is try not to pis the teachers off on a bad day. They take their anger off the kids. sometimes.
"omg tomy cn arrive any time he wants because he lives so close to Pershing Middle School"

"Lanier totally rocks and if I could have POSSIBLY GOT into the school, i wouldn't be stuck in this place."

Pershing middle school

Pershing middle school is a school full of ghetto black people. There is always that group of white bitches that nobody likes except for themselves. All the teachers there are bitches and always up your ass about everything. The principal is literally gay in both ways. There is at least 1 fight everyday. The food is disgusting. Everyone goes there because they are druggies and can’t get into any other school. Every time you tell someone you go to Pershing they get uncomfortable or they call you ghetto or dumb.
Man: I go to Pershing middle school!
Girl: ew ur so ghetto
Man: no I’m not like that
Girl : get away from me you ghetto black person

Pershing middle school

the home of the mighty pandas!
roar!


pershing is the middle school that has taught..or tired to teach a group of the most amazing people to ever venture out into the world of texas.
pershing has a colorfull staff or insaine or Exteamly insaine teachers.

The former principle Mr.Amos"mr.ANUS"
has formed the establishment into a unsucsessful and uneducated house of mad men.

thas why he fleed the state in 2008.

pershing had a chilled dress code up untill year 2007-08 year when the dress code changed to only khaki bottoms.
the students were not overly pleased.

kids here will attack if you do not cooperate to their wishes and you will cry.

have a fun day at your 1st day of middle school.
:D
carry on the legacy.
"dem kidds at pershing middle school be krazzzyy huh?"
"yepp i heard dat dey be throwin slushies in the hall ways and pullin out weave!"
"mmmhmmmm guurl. all dem preggnant hoes like cece white ohh yeahhhz.."
"dem hoes be krazzy murders, tv cast crews, and that gurl who threw her babbie away on the plane!"
"dem some krazzy little kidds."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026