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Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart 

Any Wall-Mart located in a bad part of town/ghetto
urgh, i have to go shopping.
"where"
Tyler Perry's house of Wall-Mart, wanna come?
"nope, i don't want nothing to do with that shit"

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns

A comedy on TBS staring David Mann, Tamela Mann, Lemman Rucker, and Denise Boutte.
Alot of stereotypes hate Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns because it has black people in it.

Perry’s Game 

Perry gets to be “it” and criticize anyone he likes. If you get mad, you lose the game. If you fight back, you lose points. If you agree with him, you lose dignity. Point of the game: Let Perry say what he wants, and try to ignore it.
Perry’s Game is literally just him feeding his own ego.”
Perry’s Game by anonymouslyannoyed September 1, 2019

Where's Perry?

When you're feeling the jiggy jiggy so you approached your girlfriend in the basement and scream "I know what we're gonna do today!" and right before she gets to resist, hopelessly crawling away from you, you insert your tallywacker so deep(any holes will do) It can't be seen anymore, and you whisper in her ears "Where's Perry?"

Legend says it is also a famous line from Phineas and Ferb that whenever they got an Idea to 'what they're gonna do today', their pet platypus named Perry will suddenly vanish to a secret mission. LAME...
"I know what we're gonna do today!" Chad screamed.

"No! please! It's been 2 months! Have Mercy on m-... AHHHHHHHHHH!" Anna exclaimed.
"Anna, Where's Perry?" Chad asked
Where's Perry? by Bruh_cow_lee October 14, 2020

Perry Saturn 

Retired Professional Wrestler who gained fame in the 90s through the top 3 wrestling promotions.

Saturn was trained by Killer Kowalksi and debuted in 1990. After joining Extreme Championship Wrestling in 1995, with partner John Kronus, they were renamed The Elimantors, and took the company by storm; winning the Tag Team Titles 3 times between then and 1997. Saturn left for WCW that same year. In late 90s WCW, he would join The Flock, and help disband the team. Feud with Chis Jericho, and win the Tag Team Titles twice.

In January 2000 The Radicalz (Saturn, Benoit, Guerrero, and Malenko) debuted in the WWF/E. Later that year Saturn would go on to win the European Championship, and become a two time Hardcore Champion.

After a match where he actually attacked Mike Bell, he suddenly went through a gimmick change, as he kayfabe - suffered head trauma, leaving his manager Terri, and falling in love with a mop named Moppy.

Perry Saturn retired from wreting in 2003.
In April of 2004 Saturn was shot in the neck after saving a girl from getting raped. This required a metal plate, and steel screws to be inserted into his vertebrae.

Recently Perry has disappeared from the public view. Family and friends have no information on his whereabouts. As of 2007 he has been spotted in Iowa, and is believed to be working in the town of Alber Lea, Minnesota.
Perry Saturn if your reading this the wrestling world misses you, and please return for one more match!

Finishers:
-The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza
-Rings of Saturn
-Death Valley Driver
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Perry Saturn by Q-Bomb August 9, 2009

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.
With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!
The Petri State by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020