Perpuzzled

State of extreme intoxication that leads to puzzled confusion and loss of memory.

"I woke up yesterday and was perpuzzled by the fact that I was naked in a garbage bin..."

by Toni JLO September 3, 2006

Perezzled

1. Someone who is Homosexual or Bisexual being outed by attention whores who are jealous of others and don't know how to mind their own fucking business.

2. The supposed art of pulling Homosexuals and/or Bisexuals out of the closet against their will;Often mistaken as an art, when it's nothing more than ugly boring ass people with no life who make themselves look important by talking shit about somebody else.

Jane: "Todd is saying he has Tourettes and is getting rid of Satan's lies. What the fuck is he talking about?"

Stewart: "That's bullshit. He Perezzled 3 married guys that don't want to use his mouth anymore and they beat the shit out of him."

by Ramblings of an unworthy freak February 26, 2011