Perezzled

1. Someone who is Homosexual or Bisexual being outed by attention whores who are jealous of others and don't know how to mind their own fucking business.

2. The supposed art of pulling Homosexuals and/or Bisexuals out of the closet against their will;Often mistaken as an art, when it's nothing more than ugly boring ass people with no life who make themselves look important by talking shit about somebody else.

Jane: "Todd is saying he has Tourettes and is getting rid of Satan's lies. What the fuck is he talking about?"

Stewart: "That's bullshit. He Perezzled 3 married guys that don't want to use his mouth anymore and they beat the shit out of him."

by Ramblings of an unworthy freak February 26, 2011

Pezzled

Wasted, Drunk, High

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.

by Big Pab October 18, 2008

penazzled

The effect of adding fake jewels to the male pubic and genital region.

My wife got vagazzled yesterday, so I got myself penazzled to match.

by chef goombi April 12, 2017

Perpuzzled

State of extreme intoxication that leads to puzzled confusion and loss of memory.

"I woke up yesterday and was perpuzzled by the fact that I was naked in a garbage bin..."

by Toni JLO September 3, 2006

Perezed

A hookup involving sex

"Man, I totally perezed last night"

by Chameeca December 30, 2007

Prizzled

When someone lies or misinforms you, lies to you, or misleads you usually in a situation where the person has no reason to lie.

I got prizzled, he told me the movie was out.

He told me that he failed the test too but i guess he just prizzled me.

You just got prizzled!

by Quakryoe March 19, 2010

Phrizzled

Phrizzled, is the result of an act perpetrated against an individual, resulting in a funny result.

Dude! Who wrote "I'm not a 7 Series on the trunk of my 535?" Damn I got phrizzled!

by New Urban Legend June 9, 2016