Perkiomen School 

Not a school. Just a daycare for rich kids.

“Why is Perkiomen school tuition higher than Phillips Exeter?”

Perkiomen School by #fatnipples July 6, 2018

Perkiomen school 

Home of the rich , the entitled, Mr trainer.

Perkiomen School is intolerable except for Mr Trainer

Perkiomen school by spring.gg April 7, 2022

perkiomen school 

the worst private school in PA with a ridiculously high tuition filled with bratty rich kids w superiority complexes

hey wanna spend your high school years either getting bullied or being apart of a fake friend group? you should go to perkiomen school!

perkiomen school by ominous economist January 12, 2023

Perkiomen Valley High School 

A high school in Collegeville, PA, that is not only “home of the Vikings” but also to some of the most cliquey friend groups in the area.

The underclassmen at the school never fail to have the best bangers and the seniors make it clear to the other classes that they’re the best. Half of the guys at PV are normal but have hoe girlfriends and the other half are rap-listening junkies who look like they climbed out of sewers. The bathrooms of the school are full of juuling students and the administration usually fails to stop them. Football is the only sport glorified by the district and every sports team at PV is a cult itself, especially the lax team. However, as it has the best student section in Southeast Pennsylvania, Perkiomen Valley’s sports games are always full of the most supportive and rowdy fans.

Because of the school’s well known rivalry against Spring-Ford High School, “rams are yams” is a common saying among PV students.

Guy one: “That kid seems cool. Where’s he from?”
Guy two: “Perkiomen Valley High School”.

“Rams are yams” - Perkiomen Valley High School student

Perkiomen Valley High School by slickbait1099 November 18, 2018