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Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..
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Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing
Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!
Scottish dialect form of "pissing". Basically means "urinating".
Dave was pishing up the wall.
Pishing by Rabsputin September 4, 2011

polishing the nightstick 

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.
polishing the nightstick by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

polishing my knob 

Euphemism for one person to perform oral sex on a male, in particular the receiving partner's penis.
"Shelly was polishing my knob at the party last weekend!"
polishing my knob by Knobmaster November 20, 2013

polishing the pearl 

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."
I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.
polishing the pearl by wwcnd July 22, 2008

Polishing The Eagle 

This is another term for masturbation/wanking
Josh : Where have you been?
Greg : I've Just Been Polishing The Eagle
Josh : Nice One!