Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 August 13, 2006
Youtube celebrity Joey Perez is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Jose Perez Jr. or musically known as "Joey Perez." I proudly represent the Downe Community as a 15 year old Mexican male whom genuinely has a strong love and passion for music. Joey Perez was brought to jayday records as a 12 year old and started recording his own lyrics and tracks. Born on July 24, Joey Perez has always had a special connection with music. While teaching himself how to play piano when he was younger, he soon discovered the many different layers of music, making him want to expand his musical horizons. Born in Mexico, raised in California, then moving to Chicago; Joey Perez was open to the various styles of the those areas. He began to make music his lifestyle by starting to produce various tracks as well as write his own bars and verses on a daily basis. His talent did not go unnoticed because of the fact that he has already caught the attention of and started to work with up and coming artist like Passion.This is certainly the beginning step for Joey Perez in his hope of making it big in the music industry.
by joeyfan1 January 7, 2010
A person who
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
-After getting beaten up Twitters to his fans,
"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about"
"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."
"I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here."
"The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.4 minutes ago from Sidekick "
(Obviously the best thing to do esp. if someone were to be getting robbed at that point and couldn't call the police due to every police service in the country was busy handling thousands of calls from fans of Hilton.
-who is gay, yet uses homophobic slurs.
"You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot." -Perez Hilton
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
Has a website which writes blogs in, 99% of which are insulting celebs.
by MagicTreehouse August 6, 2009
Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira), the self-proclaimed "Queen of all Media", is an openly gay celebrity gossip blogger. Although a Z list celebrity, Perez is good friends with stars such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Jessica Simpson. His website, perezhilton.com, is highly amusing to read, mainly due to his many "inside" sources. He is often yelled at by celebrities or sued by their executives.
by L0 August 15, 2006
A fat, flaming queen who spends his life gossiping about skinny, Hollywood girls he wishes he could be.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
It's rumored he is insanely into beastiality with his poor dog, named Teddy Hilton. This is probably true.
Fatty: Perez Hilton reported that Zac Efron is gay!
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
Fatty2: He wishes.
Fatty: Oh...well did you hear he fucks his dog?
Fatty2: Toootally.
by BLTU March 9, 2009
by bigg_dick_energy June 29, 2019
The Queen B of Euphoria High school…All the girls wish they were her.
Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie
When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends
She also has the best y2k inspired fits
Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
Do not F with Maddy Perez.
I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes
by T. Cherie B. February 12, 2022