A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

the fast and the penisless by James Myrick October 10, 2007

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penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

penislessness by Tom997 February 19, 2009

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Penisless syndrome

when one man has no penis, it is also classified as a woman. all people are supposed to be born with penises, but none is attached when born.

Jack Black- "Oh that Jacob (from twilight) dude, yeah he has penisless syndrome"

Max Vorheis-"oh... that explains alot..."

Penisless syndrome by Jackisbeast August 6, 2011

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penislessness

The state of being without a penis.

I curse you with penislessness! You and all your children, and your children's children for a thousand generations, will be cursed with penislessness! And Vishnu will beat you with his many arms. Very fast.
You mean they'll be women?
Shut up. I curse you.

penislessness by PervinMervin February 24, 2011

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