penis slap
when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick
penis slap by swil February 27, 2003
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penis slap
penis slap by dont fucking worry about it May 13, 2005
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Penis Slap
When you get physically, mentally or emotionally kicked in the penis rather than in the balls because you do not seem to have any.
ex. Tommy: Did you hear about the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
Jill: Yeah he got penis slapped.
ex 2. Phil: Yo how was the game? I heard the other team lost.
Joe: Yeah it was penis slapping man! You should've been there.
Penis Slap by FlavioIsLove November 10, 2019
slapping my penis
Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!
slapping my penis by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014
Slapping someones penis
To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"
Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
Slapping someones penis by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
penisflapper
somebody who has nothing better to do than to go home, lay on his bed, bored, and flap his penis around with his two hands continuously because he has no friends, or anything to do.
"dude do you think that moonster kid has any friends"
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."
"who nathan? are you fucking serious man? hes such a dick, of course not, he probably just goes home every night and flaps his penis around out of boredom"
"what do you expect, hes a fucking dick, thats what he gets, and have you seen his clothes?"
"or his hair? i mean its like he WANTS to be a penisflapper..."
penisflapper by amir69 April 13, 2010
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