Penis Shroud

A covering of the Penis, Usually used in the act of sex. It may also be called a condom.

1) "You better put on the Penis Shroud before you Fuck that girl."
2) I should of went to the store to pick up a penis shroud.

by Xyclon May 4, 2004

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018