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Penis Leach 

A male or female who craves and suckles the cock so hard they can only be removed by blunt force trauma and/or burning.
Why you holdin' your cock Bobby? That damn penis leach in the hot tub got a hold of me and Johnny had to burn her with his lighter to get her off.
Penis Leach by Lucky Bucky April 3, 2008

penis leach 

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...
dude daniel you are such a penis leach
penis leach by evan February 26, 2004

penis leach 

one who wont get off my dick.
i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.
penis leach by mclout October 6, 2009

Cum sucking penis leach 

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.
Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

penisleech 

one who sucks much penis
philip, you're the biggest penisleech i have ever seen.
penisleech by ron May 22, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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