penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 02, 2010

penis hands

To hang out with someone who you have't seen in a great deal of time after a rift in a friendship.

Omg lets penis hands tomorrow.

by CafStudySux May 20, 2006

Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.

haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.

by aiden amazing October 21, 2007

Second Hand Penis

Just like Second hand smoke, you may be in danger of second hand penis. The act of toching ones shaft, penis, or balls and then shaking hands or touching another person, thus transfering your touch unto them.

Matt goes to the bathroom and fires one off. He then goes to class and shakes hands with Adam. Adam is now a victim of Second Hand Penis, and may now be considered 1/3 gay.

by Captain Tanker February 02, 2008

Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it

Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis

by Lobster shag December 07, 2019