Penis Ache

When you have an erection for so long it begins to hurt.
The only known cure for this is sex, masturbation will postpone the effects but not stop it all together.
Most commonally affects young teenagers with glasses, inhalers and a chess award.

Dude 1: Dude can I fuck your sister, I'm getting serios penis ache here
Dude 2: Bugger off I'm curing mine first

by GirlsAreLessBeings July 26, 2008

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it, helping with the enlargement proses. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

Hey Jason how did you manage to get your penis so big?
Well frank, it's all about the penisaccess in my pants.

by sotox4labs October 27, 2009

penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.

My partner loves what penisaccess has done to our relationship.

She screamed penisaccess from the other side of the bar, I said "follow me".

Jason sat on his bed with his willy in his hands, doing some penisaccess, cause the doctor told him so.

by sotox4labs October 28, 2009