the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
harrys penis could block out the sun
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
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Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022
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Penis Snake is a legendary being usually found underneath houses.

The Penis Snake is also known as Dirty Snake Head.
Woah, I found this penis snake lurking underneath the house of our neighbor.
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When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it
Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper
by BigbeanOddSky September 22, 2019
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A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
by Creme Pie Master 420 November 3, 2015
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