A male device used for fucking or pissing
Definition 1: "I'm gonna use my penis to fuck that dirty slut next door tomorrow"

Definition 2: "Jesus Christ I've got to take a piss! Where did I put those Justin Bieber CD's"

Definition 3: "There we go, got the peanut butter, got my penis and now it's time to find Fido"
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something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
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A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.
P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing
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The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.

The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.
I wanna suck and fuck that penis so bad!! Give that penis to me right now!
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A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.
"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"
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Dude... You need a defenition for penis?
You suck.
everyone laughed at Desmond when he asked what 'penis' is
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