A penguin walk occurs when an intrepid young fellow attempts to start the crapping process in one toilet and then finish the crapping process in another toilet. The manner in which the individual walks from one toilet to the next toilet, with pants around ankles, resembles the gait of a penguin.
My girlfriend was so pissed at me - I penguin walked from the first floor bathroom to the second floor bathroom and filled all our bathrooms with crap.
by Rosy68 August 22, 2012
Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.
by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 21, 2008
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 20, 2008
:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 19, 2008