1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
by arat January 2, 2005
An awesome character in a show called the vampire diaries. Takes no shit, and also is more powerful than her older siblings, despite her being the younger sister. Careful cares deeply for her friends, and the ones that she cares for, and is willing to go to lengths to protect those friends. Wise and is responsible for many things that her other, less responsible brother does.
by lisa.marie23 October 23, 2022
by Rok Starr November 30, 2007
A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
by Chris March 5, 2005
faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.
She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.
by uttam maharjan July 30, 2010
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