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Peel Me a Grape 

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.
Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"
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Peel Me a Grape 

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.
Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"
Peel Me a Grape by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Peel me a grape 

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.
Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.
Peel me a grape by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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