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Pee Turbulance 

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!
Pee Turbulance by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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Pee Turbulence 

The sound of your piss hitting the toilet and its so loud that you cant hear the person talking to you.
Dude I can't hear you, the "Pee Turbulence" is loud.
Pee Turbulence by Anubisx77 August 26, 2012

perturbulance 

That annoying feeling you get when a small child sits down behind you on a long flight.
when your fuckin rugrats wont go to bed when their told too.
or dispight numerous warns about constantly bothering their siblings they JUST WONT LISTEN fuck!
hebus bob there sure was alot of perturbulance on my flight
perturbulance by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026