Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!

Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023

Pee Turbulence

The sound of your piss hitting the toilet and its so loud that you cant hear the person talking to you.

Dude I can't hear you, the "Pee Turbulence" is loud.

by Anubisx77 August 26, 2012

perturbulance

That annoying feeling you get when a small child sits down behind you on a long flight.
when your fuckin rugrats wont go to bed when their told too.
or dispight numerous warns about constantly bothering their siblings they JUST WONT LISTEN fuck!

hebus bob there sure was alot of perturbulance on my flight

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008