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Pearlness

Pefectly rolled blunt
Pearlness is key when rolling blunts
by Dankooo July 31, 2010
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The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.
The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.
by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016
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peaness

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is
this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it
by Anything!! March 30, 2007
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peerless

As a professional singer she is peerless!
by Castelbonoono August 22, 2017
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PearlescentMoon

A pearl from the down under. Known primarily for her crazy antics on hermitcraft.
Gem: PearlescentMoon turned all my cows upside-down again
Grian: L
by -–—Mvffin—–– April 23, 2022
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pearlnecklace

a pearlnecklace is a covering of sperm in the region of the throat, as in ejaculation from perhaps A TITFUCK. The white opalecent and stringy effect and coloring of ejaculate around the neck or throat.

When I cum on her face, she points my cock downward and gets a pearlnecklace.
ZZ tops song "Pearl Necklace" refers to a "kinky girl"..."that kinda jewelry she's talkin' bout really don't cost that much"

She want a pearlnecklace
by grizzlechin May 22, 2006
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peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.
Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.
by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010
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