Peanut Butter and Jealous 

You probably heard this on The Interview and laughed your a** off

He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous

Peanut Butter and Jealous by ChrisKitz24 February 15, 2015

Peanut Butter and Jealous 

A strong feeling of envy over another's delicious-looking PB&J sandwich.

The other day I made the most delicious triple decker PB&J sandwich, and when I got to my table, it was so obvious that everyone else was peanut butter and jealous.

Peanut Butter and Jealous by BradleyAdamnit September 19, 2011

Peanut butter and jealous 

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

Peanut butter and jealous by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by N331 May 28, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 30, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich by IanE May 29, 2008