People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
"trust me, veggieburgers have NOTHING on hamburgers!"

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty?
Adolph Hitler was a vegetarian.
Jesus told me to, twice. (Genesis 9:3 and Acts 10:9-16)
We are omnivores, not herbivores.
we have "canine teeth" for rending meat.
because "SOY burger" just sounds gross.
You don't have to abuse an animal to slaughter it humanely and quickly.
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by theshootist April 10, 2008
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PETA is a extremist terrorist organization which intimidates labs trying to find cures for the world's diseases. PETA often compares the holocaust with animals slaughtered for FOOD. The higher ups in PETA profit greatly from donations. If PETA had to choose between executing 1,000,000 humans or executing 1 animal they would choose to execute the humans. Humans have been eating meat and using animal products(bones, skins, furs, tendons) for as long as humans have existed.
A dog and human were in a river about to drown and a PETA member jumped in and saved the dog while the human drowned.
by fdkwj July 31, 2004
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the biggest steaming pile of hippie-shit you will ever lay your eyes on. EVER.

P-eople for the E-thical T-reatment for A-nimals

ETHICAL MY ASS!!! peta is a organization made by, and consists of the worlds most retarded hippies on the face of earth that spews out a never ending stream of bullshit.

peta is the worlds most hated things all out into one delightful package with the word "peta" slapped onto it,
peta is the worlds most hated things all out into one delightful package with the word "peta" slapped onto it
by RESISTANCE IS FUTILE October 14, 2007
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Today, another PETA spokesperson was taken down by an unknown rooftop sniper. Considering the idiocy of PETA, the police decided there was no reason to investigate, the sniper had done a good deed.
by [EnforcerBot] March 17, 2005
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All living creatures are equal, and humans are in no way “above” other animals, but that in no way justifies PETA’s actions. Humans are omnivorous, and it’s completely natural for organisms to consume other organisms. That’s how nature works.

PETA does nothing to help animals. They kill far more animals than they save, without even giving them a chance for a new home. They spend more of their money on promoting themselves instead of accommodations for the animals, unlike the ASPCA who spend most of their funds on shelter, food, and vet care for their animals. They put down REAL animal organizations like the ASPCA and complain about their conditions, but I’ve volunteered at the SPCA and their conditions were fine. PETA kills about 80% of their animals while the ASPCA gets more than 70% of theirs into homes, mainly because the ASPCA actually evaluates their animals medically and behavior-wise before deciding their adoptability while PETA does not. PETA also has been proven to fabricate their videos and give money to terrorist organizations.

PETA also does nothing for endangered species, and they basically give the finger to any exotic animal that may need help.

PETA is completely ignorant of the fact that animals born in captivity cannot survive well in the wild, and if everyone were to release every pet and zoo animal, they would probably all die or be killed by wild animals.

Some animal keepers do keep them in poor conditions and abuse animals, but the ASPCA can take those animals away, charge the owners with animal cruelty, and find the animal a new home IF that animal was proven to live in bad conditions. ASPCA hunts down animal cruelty with their officers, while all PETA does is lobby pointlessly.

PETA also likes to ignore the fact that animals are constantly slaughtered during the harvesting of vegetables, and they also ignore the fact that people are animals, and maybe our welfare matters, too.

The leader of PETA has also gone on record saying that she would never use anything tested on animals, not even medicine, when she herself uses insulin, which was found through animal testing.

Cosmetic research is indeed pointless and unnecessary, but medical research is for our survival.

Most members of PETA are completely ignorant of anything biological and they’ll believe anything PETA tells them, but idiots who arrogantly mock PETA by putting animals down are just as ignorant.

They have the right idea when they speak out against fur and COSMETIC research, but their methods are heinous.
If you were a REAL animal lover you’d support an organization like the ASPCA or World Wildlife Fund. If you support PETA it just proves how ignorant and impressionable you are.

If you hate PETA, speak out against PETA, not animals. Animals are just PETA's pawns.
by Nami Ookami August 23, 2006
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A group of radical hypocrites who are for the "ethical treatment of animals", though they euthanize hundreds of healthy (and sometimes stolen) animals annually. They claim that it's ok for them to do it, but as soon as anybody else does it, it's wrong.
Peta has recently been in the news for dumping euthanized animals in a dumpster.
by Anti-PETAite June 29, 2005
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A huge, worldwide animal rights organization. They claim to be in support of helping animals, but they don't actually do anything productive. PETA spends its funds on creating stickers that say things like "Leather Is For Losers" and distributing them, instead of providing homes for stray animals like humane societies or trying to pass legislation like the ASPCA.
PETA gives vegetarians and animal rights activists a bad name.
by Janis January 19, 2006
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