Pazzy Mash 

A tasty addition to a meal. It consists of simply mashed parsnips, but can also contain mashed potatoes too.

It was first discovered in the Welsh capital city of Cardiff, however it's roots are firmly established in the Cambridgeshire village of Northborough. Nevertheless, the Welsh will probably try to claim it as theirs in another pathetic attempt at claiming that their country has contributed anything significant to the world.

Person 1: Hey, do you want some pazzy mash for dinner?

Person 2: Pazzy mash? What the fuck is that?

Person 1: It's mashed parsnips, sometimes with mashed potatoes in it, too.

Person 2: Really? Sounds lush!

Pazzy Mash by Xhris94 February 17, 2012