A boardroom of corporate wankers who divide their overpayed time by:
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.
resist paypal.
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.
resist paypal.
"Yo Tyrone, I just earnt a neat £500 via. Paypal"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"
by paypalcanfuckoff! March 12, 2009
A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.
by AlexAlexUKK September 14, 2020
Paypal is the parent company of eBay Inc. Which takes advantage of customers and consumers alike by making them agree to a lengthy terms of service agreement, which they can alter at any time they wish. Their lust for cash, and high revenues justify their corruption in the society of man.
"I sold an item to some guy, once I had received verified funds, PAYPAL allowed this scammer to reverse the funds. He got the item for free, and Paypal says "your screwed."
by Alwaysbetterthanwill March 4, 2004
An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!
Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound
paypal are asshats
paypal are asshats
by marscom June 26, 2005
A online credit company that bends over backwards to help fraudulent venders steal money from their "customers" Their policies are optimized to screw people out of their money.
Some knob never sent me my item, ebay said be more patient, paypal then said I waited to long to complain, it was past 30 days, your fucked looser we win agian. Oh wait, nice try.. my REAL credit card company will stomp on you like a little tit. Thank god I did not use my bank account like they try and fistfuck you down the throught with... EVERYTIME... no matter what you set as your default. Asswipes. :|
by :| April 7, 2004
An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.
It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.
by Reggaetonist December 20, 2004
1. Lying, thieving pieces of shit that should not be allowed to litter the world wide web with their sorry, scamming asses; 2. Bernie Madoff and Enron's forgotten shell company; 3. A company that makes the government look honest; 4. A criminal organization that allows a scammer to steal $2000 from you after you sell an item and ship it to the scammer Ebay buyer who then after 30 days files a chargeback. Paypal then takes $2000 from your account while they "investigate" the chargeback. They then, after you send all the proof, declare that they agree with you but the f*cking credit card company has the final descision and won't insure your f*cking sale. They then call your home 4-6 times a day trying to steal the money from you. DON"T USE PAYPAL OR EBAY, THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU!!!!
Tha' thug just held up tha sto' and Paypal'd they asses fo' real! While he Paypal'd 'em, he apologized for the 'inconvenience' and pistol whipped 'em right up the azz.
by Pissed Off wit Ebay and Paypal April 1, 2012