My definition of the word Payne, is: Payne is a guy, with a great personality, that doesn’t get what he deserves. He has always been there for us, but what most people return to him, is hate. He has the most amazing smile, and nobody notices that, because all they do is hate. Payne was in a band, called One Direction. He was just as apart of that band, as the rest of them were. It’s all 5 of them, or none. If anyone feels that he didn’t deserve to be in that, your so wrong. And down there, the photo, is him, with his beautiful smile, and his cuteness.
Payne is an amazing person, with a great personality, and a beautiful smile. Down there, is his beautiful smile.
by LIAMPAYNESSMILING August 13, 2020
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payne - a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
That payne is the one who is going to get to the top!!
by Python87 June 11, 2011
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A sexy best w/ a huge cock. All girls want him, all boys wat to be him. He is smart, cool, and funny. Having him as a friend or to date him is an acheivement!
OMG he is so hot.
Yeah thats Payne
by the truthdude September 23, 2011
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A extremely rich family with British history.
Look, It's a Payne
Do they have an accent??!
by gratata19 November 27, 2014
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"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.

This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.

This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.

This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames
"Dude, I think he just sunk a hole in one, what a Payne!"

"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"

"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"

"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"
by Feelthepayne3 May 29, 2009
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1. (noun) an alternative spelling for pain to signify mental pain stemming from frustration or irritation
2. (noun) a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
3. (noun) bitch
1. Oh my goodness this is such a huge payne!
2. I used to think he was a nice guy, but then I realized he's just a Payne.
3. Yo Payne get me a sandwich - and do my homework.
by CoolMitchinstien23 January 30, 2009
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A modern day Dorian Gray. His smile holds dark secrets. He says little but conveys his charm thru a glance or a grimace. He’s as attractive as he is clever, tall blonde Nordic, but he takes likes he was raised on the mean streets of Linden. Despite the danger people are drawn to his charm (Dorian-esqe quality). He turns it on for a pic and is well known for his philanthropic work in the community.
You could never be a Payne, that guy has it all. He’s at every party always with a blonde fussing over him, paying his way, he’s just a boss.
by Jessie’s Girl September 05, 2019
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