Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.
I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne
by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 26, 2019
Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011
The sweetest guy in the whole world! He takes care of all the little things that make you happy with life. This person will brighten your whole day with your favorite flowers if you need them, give you a hug if you're down, write you a note to let you know he's thinking about you, or let you call him at one in the morning if you're sick. And this person is an absolute whiz with computers and can fix anything. All he needs is lots of love and you will get back just what you give. :)
Wow, look at the flowers Lisa's boyfriend just brought her. He is such a Cameron Payne.
by Ing Ing March 18, 2011
One fifth of British-Irish boy band One Direction. He auditioned for the UK show 'X Factor' twice, the second time around (2010) being placed in a group with four other guys, becoming One Direction and coming in third place. Known as "Daddy Direction", he is a puppy who hates spoons, loves turtles and Woody from Toy Story and usually sings the opening verses in all their songs. Oh, and he has changed his hairstyle so often that his head is now formerly recognized as a measurement of time.
Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?

Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?

Person: A lot.

Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?

Person: Justin Bieber style.

Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.
by DaddyDirection October 27, 2012
A term used to describe the most amazing guy ever. He's the type of guy that is sweet, caring, and adorable all at the same time. This guy will stand up for his girlfriend before haters, and do the most romantic of things. If you are called a Liam Payne you must be one hell of a boyfriend/friend. Like seriously, you must be Jesus reincarnated. Every girl deserves a Liam Payne. This term is adopted from the adorable puppy-faced cutie, Liam Payne from One Direction.
Girl 1: Did you see what that boy did, he totally defended his girl in front of all those people!
Girl 2: He's such a Liam Payne!
by heytherebebz July 9, 2012
Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!
Did u see what that MAX PAYNE just did. He killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!
by JAYONETHOUSAND February 8, 2004