Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.
"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"
by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010
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A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks
Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?
by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021
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A common pet name or nick name for boys named Patrick. Usually it starts out as Pat, then evolves into Patty, and then finally ends up being Patty Cakes. Usually only sisters, mothers or girlfriends would ever dare to use such a nicname for the Patrick in their lives.
Patty Cakes, you are amazing. (girlfriend)

Yesterydat, me and Patty Cakes went out to the mall, then for supper! (girlfriend)

Patty Cakes, can you help me do my homework? (sister)

Look at my Patty Cake, isn't he a handsome little boy? (mother)
by Danarae January 06, 2006
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The band director that is stalked by his students on social media, can also be called buddy.
Look, it's patty cake!
I saw what you posted on FB, patty cake!
by Queen nerd June 09, 2018
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When two dudes simultaneously fuck a girl from both ends while also playing patty cake.
"Bro, that was a mean patty cake session we had last night."
by Poise King February 17, 2019
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where you go up to any car and mess around with the mirror such as adjusting the angle completely or, if possible, swivling the mirror.
"Dude go Patty Cake that car, they will get so pissed lol"
by biggsam98765 June 29, 2009
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The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".
Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"
by conman1517 December 26, 2010
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