The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.
Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.
by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019
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Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya
Oh you go to Patton Middle School so your rich right
by queen2382 January 8, 2021
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The guy who can sing.
Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!
by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 21, 2017
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He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick
by Cooper Petton November 15, 2017
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The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
by Tiger ducks June 1, 2023
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