Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.
by DJCJ May 7, 2007
1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.
2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"
3. verb -to sweat perfusily
2. noun -overweight, sweaty, unjocularly witty, annoying "Fatty God"
3. verb -to sweat perfusily
by Long Island Wicked Mike November 13, 2007
A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?
guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.
guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.
guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006
someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
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by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE March 16, 2018
a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!
did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!
by dykasaurus December 14, 2020
Played "Luke" on the hit WB show "Gilmore Girls". He was the grumpy diner owner in the town of Stars Hallow. Also, Lorelai's (Lauren Graham's) love interest/soulmate. Scott is currently starring on the CW comedy, "Aliens in America" and has guest-starred on many series, including "Seinfeld, where he was deemed "sponge-worthy" by Elaine. Recently, Scott was seen on the big screen in Saw 4, and is currently shooting Saw 5.
Scott Patterson/Luke quote from "Gilmore Girls":
Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?
Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.
Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."
Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep?
Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep.
Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to."
Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days.
by Kristen =] April 11, 2008