Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 07, 2025

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 09, 2025