Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.

Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.

by John André September 30, 2025

Patrick Arnold

That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.

He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.

by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025

Patrick Arnold

A guy who suggests a group sex scenario, then “accidentally” finishes before anyone else gets started.

We were just getting into it when this dude Patrick Arnold’d and passed out with a Capri Sun.

by XXXBenedictArnold August 7, 2025