A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.
By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!
by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025
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