Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

Patio Pounder by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

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