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The idea develpoed by the scientist Justin Genesemer that contact with the sun may be harmful. It stats that indoors and whiteness are key components in the safety of all pasty children
Dude, she must believe in the pasty theorm, because she is so fair skinned.
SHE IS HOTT AS DICKS
by t lam March 01, 2008
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