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round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
round pastry theory by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

thermal paste 

Another term for semen or cum
Dude i loaded my computer with to much thermal paste
thermal paste by Nzahm287 February 26, 2018

Party Weirdness Theorem 

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!

Afterlife and Past Lives Theory

The metaphysical framework positing that consciousness continues after death and has lived before birth—that each soul has a history stretching back through multiple incarnations and a future stretching forward through multiple afterlives. In this theory, death is not an end but a transition—a passage from one state of being to another. Birth is not a beginning but a continuation—the entry of an ancient soul into a new body. The afterlife is not one destination but many, depending on the soul's state, development, and choices. Past lives are not curiosities but influences—shaping present talents, fears, relationships, and challenges. This theory explains why some children remember previous lives, why some fears seem inexplicable (they're from other lives), and why justice often seems delayed (it operates across lives, not within one). It's the framework for those who experience life as a chapter, not the whole book.
Example: "He met someone and felt immediate recognition—not romantic, just familiar, as if they'd known each other before. Afterlife and Past Lives Theory explained it: they had known each other before, in another life, another context. The recognition was real, just not of this life. The connection deepened, built on layers of history neither fully remembered but both somehow felt."

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026