Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016

Panty Whacker

A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.

Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.

Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.

Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.

Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018